User:Slowking4/on the wikipedia main page
We're old wikimedians.
Flying finger comedians.
We're interviewed wherever we go.
We write about bots,
And we spout wiki-truth
For t-shirts and conference booths.
We down all kinds of drinks
With all kind of high-jinks,
But the minx that never blinks
Is the wink of strange particle
When you get your article
Did you know, on the main page.
(chorus)
Main page
Want to see my article in the news
Main page
Want to see all the metrics for my views
Want to see my new creation
Did you know on the main page.
In the news on the main page.
We got an intelligent intern
named juniper jenny
who knits all of my socks
we got mop haired crawling penny
toppling a stack of blocks
now its all designed to fry out minds
but out minds won't really be toast
like the burn that will sparkle
when you get your article
in the news on the main page.
(chorus)
we got a lot of newbie groupies
who roll anything we scroll
we got a genuine reference librarian
showing us authority control
we got all the friends that grants can buy
and they never leave us alone
we keep getting more notable
bit can't get our article
in the news on the main page.
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