The good admin

This contains material intended to be humorous. It should not be taken seriously or literally.

The good admin...

...will stay up past their bedtime to catch vandals.
...will skip school or work to catch vandals.
...will miss Postman Pat to catch vandals.
...will let their sports teams down to catch vandals.
...will spend too long on the computer to catch vandals.
...will pretend to be sick so they can catch vandals.
...will not take any breaks from catching vandals.
...will fail to come up for sentencing to catch vandals.
...will help Wikimedians around the globe to catch vandals.
...will waste electricity to catch vandals.

A poem written by Scott Gall, a Wikipedian from New Zealand, on the 5th of January 2005 at about 10:30 UTC.

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