Sung in the tune of the Beatles' classic "Revolution 9" (music)

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

Then comes this drunken editor who stumbles on a cat
Who proceeds to break the spacetime continuum
They assumed the assumption of the assumption
of the assumption of the assumption of bad faith
The Five Pillars of Untruth, manufactured by someone who always
Has umpteen time to spare on the Pedia
Gadget installed but not currently in use

[laugh]
[Troll crying]

No deadline, no deadline

Don't create hoaxes
Do not create hoaxes

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

There's nothing worse than the lamest
And another example
Vandalism on Wiki
Dramaboard the Wiki
ArbCom's binding decision
On Shakespeare's authorship

Bribe! Bribe!
Bribe!
Bribe! Briiibe! Briiibe! Briiiibe!
Briiiii!

No deadline, no deadline

[giberish]

Shhh!
Shhh!

[car noises]
We are standing still

Join us on Discord

No deadline, no deadline

The vandal inserts false
As patroller reported to me
Little fella really tries to convince
He is in WikiEdu, IP-banned
And college hates him

Alright!

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

So the Arbs messaged me, and I plan to change my identity
Buy new Wi-fi routers
[scream]
So anyways, back vandalizing I go
Those moppers can't catch me when I change statistics
Increment by a few

Down with him! Down with him!

I'm not in the mood for editing

[[[W:WP:Long-term abuse|LTA]] gets zapped by a laser]

Editcountitis counting, featured articles featured
Inclusionists including, deletionists deleting
Stalkers stalking, hounds hounding

[Edit-warring in 3001 involving lasers]

Only to find the jaguar
Unaware of its presence on the talk page

"Glass Onion"

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

Fundraising banners
Nonprofit organization

The Batusi
The Floss

Bona fide

[admin] Take this eye, brother, may it serve you well
[goes to Special:PendingChanges]
[reviewer] Maybe it's nothing
[admin] huh?
[reviewer] Maybe it's sloughing?
[admin] What? What? Oh

Exposure to drugs
If you become wasted

Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10!
Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22!