% <Jersey> i can't speak like a fucking educated person all the time <CharlieEchoTango> yeah exactly.. fucking education sucks yo % <Gfoley> !rights Gfoley4 <+Helpmebot> The user rights for User:Gfoley4 are: accountcreator, reviewer, rollbacker <Netalarm> I have a dream <Netalarm> That one day Gfoley will have rights <Gfoley> O.O <Gfoley> I have rights <Netalarm> That people in this nation will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by their Wikipedia rights % * Ktr101 Party s <Party> time <IShadowed> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME * IShadowed dances *la_pianista hands IShadowed her banana suit <IShadowed> I like my sex like I like my marathons <IShadowed> Dressed in a banana suit % <la_pianista> oh crap I changed my clothes <barts1a> MAJOR WP:OWN problem <Fluffernutter> la_pianista: does that happen often without you realizing it? <la_pianista> zomg I changed my sitting position <la_pianista> the clothes gnomes dress me every morning % <Ktr101> so do kiwis have a furry fetish? <sonia> no... <Ktr101> since kiwis are fuzzy % <Hydriz> that is why most females are admins <Hydriz> they use the mop <Hydriz> when they are older, the mop becomes real <Hydriz> and they start mopping the floor % <yetanotherx> "per" is soooo misused. <yetanotherx> "per not enough experience" <yetanotherx> "per WP:NOTNOW" <harej> per manganate <yetanotherx> perchloride <harej> percussion <yetanotherx> peroxide <Dragonfly6-7> per ineum <harej> pervert. <bishonen> pert <yetanotherx> percent <Dragonfly6-7> per rywhite <yetanotherx> perspective <harej> peripheral <yetanotherx> pér, Hungary <Dragonfly6-7> per sianpoetgirl <bishonen> shut up perforce! <yetanotherx> per-capita income <harej> permission to post this on bash? % <PeterSymonds> Ban hm <PeterSymonds> Ban him * <Barras> him* <PeterSymonds> BEAT YOU TO THE CORRECTION. <Barras> BUT YOU FAILED! I ENJOYED IT!!! <Barras> :p <PeterSymonds> Ah but it doesn't count. <Barras> It does, and I really enjoy it lol <PeterSymonds> Tsk, Germans. <PeterSymonds> ;-) * Barras gives PeterSymonds some English lessons. :p <PeterSymonds> :-ppp % <Gordonrox24> Fuck my eye it's been twitching all week. <Gordonrox24> Well don't fuck my eye... but... I'll be quiet now. % <sonia> Gordonrox24: estoy embarazado <nixon-> sonia: embarazada* xD <nixon-> embarazado = a man pregnant <sonia> nixon-: how do you know I'm not a pregnant man? <nixon-> because your nick sounds girly (?) * sonia [~openstrin@wikipedia/sonia] is now known as sonio <sonio> nixon-: now I'm a pregnant man <nixon-> :O <nixon-> sonio: I knew it! <la_pianista> o.O <la_pianista> I walk away from a few seconds, and sonia has become male % <Ironholds> fuck NEWT and its participants with 30-feet double-ended dildos coated in acid and razor wire <Ironholds> in the ARSE <Ironholds> for all eternity <Ironholds> while their mouths are filled with 3000 degree celcius demon jizz <Ironholds> not that I'm bitter, or anything % <Fluffernutter> i'd be a lot more popular if i had five pounds of mary jane and not five pounds of mary janes % <Dcoetzee> I'm already pirating My Little Pony, bringing down the government is the next logical step, right? % <killiondude> a wild J_Milburn appears! * J_Milburn uses reasonable arguments! * J_Milburn [~chatzilla@wikipedia/j-milburn] is now known as Drama * Drama is not affected. % <Ironholds> you'd be suprised how useless knowing the jabberwocky is for picking up girls <Ironholds> you'd think that announcing "hey, which of you lovely ladies wants to see my vorpal sword?" would work, but no. <Fluffernutter> Ironholds: Have you tried asking to see their frumious bandersnatches, instead? <Ironholds> no, I shun those <wctaiwan> strangest discussion about pickup lines, ever. % Sven_Manguard> It's never a good sign when you submit an FfD with the deletion rationale "Photo of uploader's penis. As if the copyvios weren't enough." % <Ironholds> somebody get me a bloody API query <tommorris> Ironholds: hacking on the Help version history stuff now <Ironholds> tommorris: I love you and shall have your babies % <Ocaasi> have you two ever, ya know, collaboratively edited an article off-wiki without pants? % <sumon> i want 2 be a porn actor % <foks> Excuse my shift key, he's not with it tonight <Fluffernutter> your shift key has a gender? <foks> Unfortunately. <foks> Always getting down with the caps lock <foks> Says she's got a hold on him <Ironholds> foks: they need some spacebar <foks> Yeah. He needs to control himself <foks> I'm keeping a tab on both of them % <quanticle> Dammit, Google! Stop autocorrecting me! <quanticle> I *want* to search for "Eric Cuntor" <quanticle> Fuck, that's going on m:bash, isn't it? <Fluffernutter> ...it is now % <Theo10011> Beria srsly do you mind not talking about sodomizing me!? <kylu> so's okay if I do? <Beria> you are trying to make me a lesbian <Beria> why can't i try to sodomize you? % <Shearonink> I'm not saying how many degrees I have... <Logan_> 180? <Earwig> he's a line? <Logan_> er, 360? <Logan_> a circle now, clearly <Earwig> er <Earwig> well, then 180 would be a semicircle <Earwig> depends on what number of degrees actually means <Logan_> damn it, I'm too tired to process geometry <Logan_> Shearonink is a parabola. Done. % <Pesky> Dislocations during sex are really funny <Pesky> "Scuse me while I just put my hip back" % <Earwig> how do you pronounce "Chzz", btw? <Logan_> jizz <Addihockey10> Earwig: Like Jizz <Addihockey10> OMG <Earwig> really, Logan <Hersfold> I've always gone "chizz" <Addihockey10> Hersfold: Yeah <Earwig> I've always gone for "Chuzz" * Earwig is alone <Logan_> Addihockey10: like, I Chzz <Addihockey10> I Chizzed; in my pants! <Logan_> *Chzz'd in my pants <Bsadowski1> o_O <Hersfold> oh god I'm leaving now <Bsadowski1> Hersfold! <Bsadowski1> NO BUDDY <Bsadowski1> NOOO <Logan_> Addihockey10: this is...strange % [23:41] <MindyB> I haven't got any 'brains' ... I think they got discontinued. and [12:27] <MindyB> i have a battery operated tree o/ % * You (mikelifeguard) now talking on #wikimedia-stewards <Tanvir> MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! <mikelifeguard> Tanvir: HAY GURL, WHACHU DOIN? <Tanvir> Hey mikelifeguard, with "HAY GURL", did you say I am a girl? <mikelifeguard> No, I was just being fabulous. <mikelifeguard> I don't do that very often :) <DarkoNeko> wow, you just rainbowed the channel <DarkoNeko> make it double % <Aranda56> if you are a top computer hacker (like some 4chan and GNAA members are) u can hack anybody shit if u want to % <Tanvir> Luk, aet iz æ Teles! <Teles> yay! <Teles> (I don't know what you said) <Teles> oh... I think I got that <Tanvir> Æt iz sértyfæd Enlisch froum PeterSymonds' Enlisch skool. <Teles> google translator won't help <Tanvir> Gøøglé tranßlátë iz fóöl. * Tanvir iz en-peter-3. % <Demiurge1000> LikeLakers2-1: Are you trying to make this look like a Pac-man, or is it unintentional? http://bit.ly/nZDSiY <LikeLakers2-1> LOL DEMIURGE1000 *later* <LikeLakers2-1> Demiurge1000: perm link to that pie chart <LikeLakers2-1> http://bit.ly/qOERgH (the links have been shortened to avoid length issues) % <quanticle> Ironholds: It's okay, I hold you in utter contempt as well. <Ironholds> quanticle: you're fired <quanticle> Ironholds: Do I care? <Ironholds> probably not. you're re-hired. <WilliamH_UK> fastest episode of the apprentice ever % <Zidanie5> Is William an old guy with a long white beard on a Tibet mountain in UK? <Zidanie5> I imagine him that way <Zidanie5> Legs crossed, admining the world * WilliamH_UK strokes his beard <Zidanie5> ^^ % * Narodnik (~Severin@wikipedia/Skomorokh) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins <KFP> Hay Narodnik. <Narodnik> HAIL KFP, KEEPER OF THE FLAME AND SWORD IN THE NIGHT <KFP> o.o <Narodnik> WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU <Fluffernutter> o_O <Narodnik> I started typing "hi" but got bored half way. % <tommorris> Wikipedia Asshole 12-Step programme <tommorris> 1. Admit you are an asshole. <tommorris> 2. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself can stop you from being an asshole. <tommorris> 3. Made a decision to turn over one's will to the care of an administrator. <tommorris> 4. Admitted how much of an asshole we are to the admin. <tommorris> 5. Provided admin with a full list of diffs of us being an asshole. <tommorris> 6. Agree to have admin prevent these defects of character from surfacing again. <tommorris> 7. Humbly ask admin to block our sorry asses. <tommorris> 8. Make a list of all the newbies we've bitten. <tommorris> 9. Give newbies WikiLove. <tommorris> 10. Continue to realise that one may continue being an asshole and try to pre-emptively tell admin to block you before asshole traits come out. <tommorris> 11. Sought absolution through generous donation to the Wikimedia Foundation. <tommorris> 12. Had spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, and decided to spend the rest of one's life answering OTRS questions from disgruntled newbies. % <jps> seriously, I once went up to a teenage girl at 5th and Harrison in San Francisco, and said, "hey have you ever edited Wikipedia?" and she called me a meatpuppeteer. I am not making this up % * SigmaWP is happily slaughtering the non-sentient shit-cunt-turd-waffles <WilliamH_UK> now that's something I won't be putting in my toaster % <bawolff> after fixing that, the error should go away (or at least change to a different error message) % May 05 08:31:26 <Ironholds> everyone gets huggles but me May 05 08:31:29 * Ironholds pulls out his harmonica May 05 08:32:37 * sonia snorgles the Ironholds May 05 08:34:15 <Ironholds> what is a snorgle? May 05 08:34:33 <killiondude> a pokemon May 05 08:36:09 <sonia> Ironholds: it's a mildly aggressive snuggle May 05 08:36:16 <Ironholds> why aggressive? May 05 08:36:23 <Ironholds> what have I ever done to you but give you legal advice? :( May 05 08:36:53 <sonia> because you seemed like the kind of person to appreciate slightly violent snuggling May 05 08:38:32 <Ironholds> ...you've been talking to my ex, haven't you? ;p May 05 08:39:16 * sonia neither confirms nor denies this. May 05 08:40:00 <Ironholds> well, if you have, tell her she's a bitch and I hope she gets cat AIDS May 05 08:41:16 <Ironholds> and if you have not, avoid her May 05 08:41:24 <Ironholds> she's a despicable human being, and that's ME saying that May 05 08:43:31 * sonia backs away slowly. May 05 08:45:41 <Ironholds> sonia: what? May 05 08:46:37 <Ironholds> sonia: we dated for five years, from the age of 15. High-school sweethearts, as it were. Then I found out she'd spent those five years cheating on me, lying to me, being jealous of my female friends without ever telling me anything, the whole kit and kaboodle. And I was the one left fucked up. I think I'm fairly justified to wish harm upon her. May 05 08:46:47 <sonia> ...wow. May 05 08:47:38 <Ironholds> and when I say "lying to me" May 05 08:47:58 <Ironholds> I mean "when things went bad, she assured me that we'd try our best to fix stuff, then spent 5 months planning how to dump me without saying a word" May 05 08:48:25 <Ironholds> it finally came to a head when we were out on a date one day and I went "things are getting better, right?" and she turned to me and went "yup. You know I'm still dumping you, right?" May 05 08:48:29 <sonia> that... really sucks. May 05 08:48:44 <Ironholds> tiny bit May 05 08:48:59 <Ironholds> suprisingly enough, the list of people I trust in the world numbers 3 May 05 08:49:12 <Ironholds> and the list of people I respect, 7. She kinda screwed me over. May 05 08:52:01 <Ironholds> but hey, water under the bridge