% *in the toolserver channel* ( siebrand ) twincest: any idea why I cannot 'svn up' on stable ts? ( twincest ) please, be more vague % <gwern> when your only tool is birth control, every problem looks like something you can safely have sex with % <domas> thats the profile of 'go' feature <domas> all it does in this case is a redirect <domas> I wonder, how it managed to actually parse something <domas> and of course, let's load all messages <domas> you never know which language is HTTP in <domas> Location: for some, Położenie for Poles. <domas> Сървър: Апачи % <slakr> o/~ I'm bringin' rollin'back <animum> Yeah! % <LuciferTiger> i actually Lolled at Viagra_Cat <Viagra_Cat> :) <gwern> what viagra spam would cats get? 'is ur d1ck not spiny enuff? does she only mewl and not yowl when you pull backwards? get premium V I A G R A now, meow!' % From the OTRS channel: <al_tally> who is that? <al_tally> o nvm <al_tally> Delphine's daughter, right? <cary> ya <schiste> cary what about creating an OTRS account for emma right now? <cary> I think you should suggest that to Guillaume <cary> She would need an email address first <jredmond> geez, she's how many days old and she doesn't have an e-mail address yet? <jredmond> her parents are such slackers. % * NotAYert has quit ("SPICE GIRLS CONCERT- FEBUARY 3RD<3333333") <The359> ...Spice Girls? <Krimpet> "febuary"? <Gracenotes> hyphen instead of dash? % (on the toolserver channel) ( Aviator ) i wonder why the stable server is such an unstable server % <Wizardman> i think i need to shave down there. <al_tally> .... <Wizardman> and by down there i mean my beard % From the OTRS channel: <jayvdb> Mark_Ryan: it is this ticket https://secure.wikimedia.org/otrs/index.pl?Action=AgentTicketZoom&TicketID=690781 <jayvdb> it shouldnt have a child :-( <Mark_Ryan> it's an unfit parent? <Ral315> jayvdb: You could have an abortion, or put the ticket up for adoption. <Ral315> There are lots of loving ticket families waiting for a child ticket. % ( Monobi2 ) Why are Wikipedians unethical? ( NotACow ) Monobi2: because they take after jimmy, i suppose. % <[21655]> it's called Sense of Humour. Your copy must have expired... <[21655]> ...may I recommend version 2.0 w/ added sarcasm? % * Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat <Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES! MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT! <Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some pretty girl complained about me collapsing her wave function % --Discussing RuneScape in #wikipedia-en -- <monoxide> lol....me and some other school people decided to play RS rather than do assignments <monoxide> And we go on there <monoxide> and start being jeks <monoxide> and some level 80 guy says "doods, get a life" <monoxide> epic irony % ( Majorly ) lol @ this RfA question ( Majorly ) "What is your stance on WP:BEANS?" ( NotASpy ) I only like Beans if they've got those nice mini sausages in them. % <ral315> Dumb question, but do we have any power with Google to fix a really dumb search result? <ral315> Googling "Prince Albert" returns the genital piercing before the prince. <ral315> I think this is because [[Prince Albert]] is a redirect, but if there was a way to fix that easily, it'd be nice. <brion> ral315: honestly, which do you think is more popular? :) <ral315> brion: Apparently parents of young children prefer the prince. <ral315> It's hard to reply to an OTRS e-mail: I'm sorry your daughter saw an erect penis with a piece of metal through the urethra on our site. % <Messedrocker> to anglos it sounds like a song about a girl with extreme fetishes <Potty> i have fetishes * Ceiling_Cat puts a {{furry}} sticker on Potty's forehead <Potty> not furry * Lucifer_Cat huggles Potty_Cat <Potty> NO * Ceiling_Cat takes pixxxxxxxxxxx <Potty> stop <Lucifer_Cat> Potty: lol if you love WP, this should be the last place you should stray into :P <Lucifer_Cat> <kidding> <Ceiling_Cat> Lucifer_Cat - We all love Wikipedia in different ways <Ceiling_Cat> I love it like Ike loved Tina <Ceiling_Cat> (the hard way) <Potty> like my uncle did to me when i was a kid % <SteveCrossin> bleh <SteveCrossin> erm <SteveCrossin> what is a vigina <SteveCrossin> lol <(Name removed upon request)> The vagina that belongs to a virgin? % <Howcheng> RyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRy <Rjd0060> the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned <SteveCrossin> :o <Rjd0060> ;) * bstone is a joker <bstone> ryry <WBOSITG> oh <WBOSITG> lol <Rjd0060> :O <Sunderland2006> ryry <SteveCrossin> bstone -_- * bstone dies laughing <WBOSITG> omg that's loads <bstone> LOAD <bstone> zOMGz <Juliancolton> Rjd0060: [[WP:BEANS]] <Rjd0060> bstone: huh? * Rjd0060 moves to ban bstone and Sunderland2006 <Juliancolton> "the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned" <WBOSITG> xD <WBOSITG> I do * bstone rejects Rjd0060's motion <SteveCrossin> ryryryryryrr <Sunderland2006> Rjd0060, You have just broke your own statement <SteveCrossin> ryry ryry ryry ryry ryry <bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry <TenPoundHammer> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry <WBOSITG> OMG shut up <WBOSITG> ;p; <SynergeticMag> which one? <SteveCrossin> lol <bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry <WBOSITG> * lol <WBOSITG> * lol <bstone> lol <Rjd0060> no but seriously, thats annoying <SteveCrossin> ban us all lol <bstone> it is * Juliancolton is now known as ryry <SynergeticMag> ok can we please stop with the ryry crap? <bstone> BAN THE # * Howcheng regrets having started that trend <SteveCrossin> lol ryry <Sunderland2006> ryry, hey * bstone dies laughing <ryry> Yo <WBOSITG> :P <bstone> yo, ryry ! * bstone is now known as TheRealryry <TheRealryry> HELLO * SteveCrossin is now known as RyRy5 <RyRy5> ohai * TheRealryry is now known as RyRy6 <Rjd0060> if you're gonna impersonate people, ... <RyRy6> please ignore ryry5 * RyRy5 is now known as SteveCrossin * ryry is now known as Juliancolton * RyRy6 is now known as bstone <Rjd0060> thank you :) % (seen on the steward channel) ! drini has some theory about the vandalbots on enwiki a few years ago, you know those "OMG SHANEL HAS HUGE BOOBS" thing <drini> I think the bot master was pathoschild hitting on shanel % * Dendodge wishes Wikipedia would get a decent server and stop using Jimbo's Windows 95 laptop % -- #wikimedia-commons -- <Bryan> Free Love, Love that you can freely share, mix and use commercially! <monoxide> But beware of trademarks! --and a few moments later-- <Bryan> I wonder what GFDL love is like <Bryan> you should copy the full 2 page license text when you share this love? <monoxide> that's a massive condom! <Bryan> :P <Bryan> better safe than sorry % -- #wikipedia-en-admins -- * OhanaUnited (i=OhanaUni@i209-195-71-15.cia.com) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins * east718|away saw OhanaUnited's cia.com hostmask and did a double-take for a sec <OhanaUnited> lol % <Werdna> somebody put the werdnabot template in a section on a page <Werdna> so it archived the werdnabot template. <Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive. <Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive archive <Werdna> and so on <Rjd0060> :O Thats not good :P <MZMcBride> Ahh. Loops. <Werdna> indeed. <Rjd0060> How many times did it go? * Rjd0060 is too lazy to look <Werdna> I dunno, check Werdnabot's deleted contribs <MZMcBride> Time to block indefinitely! <MZMcBride> Ohh. <Rjd0060> ah; not too many luckily <Werdna> oh nooes <Rjd0060> m User talk:Brews ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/ Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1 (Automated archival of 26 sections from User talk:Brews ohare/ Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/ Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1) % <Pilotguy> !q Will I find a job? <Wikilinker> Pilotguy: Yes <Pilotguy> oh boy! <Warpath> :D <Warpath> !q Will I get laid? :D <Wikilinker> Warpath: No <Warpath> :~( <Warpath> not fair *cries* :~( % *giggyzorz thought Phoenixwi is the monster under your bed. <Phoenixwi> >:-( <giggyzorz> XD * Phoenixwi is, and sets your bed on fire :-p * giggyzorz is sad. <giggyzorz> can't sleep, burning bed will eat me. <Phoenixwi> loo <giggyzorz> [[User:Can't sleep, burning bed will eat me]] <Phoenixwi> LOL % <OhanaUnited> oh well, at least not as many as giggy (H2O) * giggyaway is now known as giggy <OhanaUnited> oh shit * giggy waves to OhanaUnited * OhanaUnited runs % * SteveCrossin was coding in BASIC in 1198 <SteveCrossin> *1998 % <Species8472> Jimbo? Isn't that the guy banned for editting articles about himself? % <snow_leopard> !q I'm going to wikimania, right? <Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No <snow_leopard> !q you lying? <Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No <snow_leopard> !q are you fuking with me? <Wikilinker> snow_leopard: Yes <snow_leopard> hahahaha <WaRpAtH> XD XD XD <WaRpAtH> best yet \o/ % <WBOSITG> wtf is cbs <Mel> O_o <MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think <MinuteElectron> or us <Mel> you dont know? O_o <WBOSITG> I don't <WBOSITG> I'm Scottish <Mel> you is O_o <Mel> er <WBOSITG> We know nothing <WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried? <Mel> exactly :D <Mel> no <Mel> it cannot <WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it % * Mel farts in celebration * PeterSymonds has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <Mel> heh I killed PeterSymonds :O % <privatemusings> admins! - they're like buses.... you wait - then three come at once! :-) % (seen on #mediawiki) <Splarka> Titoxd: I am starting to think brion has created an SVN daemon with a Minesweeper UI <Splarka> that or Doom <Titoxd> what, to shoot zombie patchers? <Titoxd> :P <Splarka> *bang* "reverting r12345" <OverlordQ> what, if he hits a mine it rever . . . lol :) % ! Beetstra performs "d[^_^]b =~ s/_/_____/;" to increase d[^_^]b's headsize % (in #wikipedia-simple) * PeterSymonds (n=chatzill@wikipedia/PeterSymonds) has joined #wikipedia-simple * Chenzw welcomes PeterSymonds * PeterSymonds is welcomed, waves at Chenzw and channel * Synergy|busy gets smacked in the face by a waving hand <Synergy|busy> >:( * PeterSymonds is sorry <Chenzw> :DD <Synergy|busy> 'p <Synergy|busy> or ;p <Chenzw> You make the room look so small :P <LaraLove> Synergy|busy: suck it up, son. Not his fault you gotta big head. >_> <Synergy|busy> :'( % <bstone> i keep farting i dont know why <bstone> over and over <White_Cat> bstone gas leak <White_Cat> the government will soon charge you <bstone> White_Cat, they should add a hose to my anus and caputre my methane <White_Cat> maybe they already have <bstone> well i doubt it as i am traveling internationally and super exhausted <Chenzw_aw> bstone: Are you travelling by air or car? <White_Cat> Chenzw he is being catapulted <White_Cat> so by air till he lands <White_Cat> bstone international travel can be fun % <Narson> De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De facto is when I punch you and steal your money. % <YixilTesiphon> I tagged this for speedy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalmer_(band) but the creater added a holdon and appears to have established notability for it, can somebody who knows more about music evaluate that? <Yamakiri> YixilTesiphon: KILL IT WITH FIRE <YixilTesiphon> Yamakiri: you want to add the speedy tag back? <Yamakiri> um <Yamakiri> let me read it first <Yamakiri> no <Yamakiri> It looks long now <Yamakiri> Just be privately angry <YixilTesiphon> I don't give a damn, just found it when I was trolling new pages <Yamakiri> "trolling new pages" XD % * kylu hms... kylu's bedroom is oddly enough nearly all browns and tans. * kylu supposes that's why kylu's so boring. ;.; <harej> kylu has an ubunturoom % <kwsn> so wait <kwsn> what's going no now <kwsn> *on no <kwsn> ... <kwsn> **ON NOW <kwsn> T_T <kmccoy> Wow. <kmccoy> That was awesome. * kwsn failed taht <kwsn> ... <kmccoy> May I post that to bash? * kwsn gives up <kmccoy> This whole thing, in fact? % <Ceiling_Cat> Roux - yes, but according to his logic, at some point, you might have eaten an apple that turned you gay <Ceiling_Cat> and therefore, your homosexuality was a choice <[roux]> Ceiling_Cat: It wasn't an apple ;) % <_mary_kate_> something is wrong with the fi.wikipedia. instead of being written in a human language, it's just full of weird letters * siebrand2 raises an eyebrow. <_mary_kate_> look: Yritän saada kahta kuvaa vierekkäin artikkelissa "Yellow (kappale)". <simonrvn> yeh, it's called finnish <werdnus> weirdos :P % ( @_mary_kate_ ) hmm, apparently i resolve bugs much quicker when i have beer ( @_mary_kate_ ) i wonder if wikimedia.de would buy me some % <Ceiling_Cat> I feel naked without one :P * Mark_Ryan feels Ceiling_Cat naked <Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Ryan - this is IRC, not church ;) % <mattbuck> The following is an announcement on behalf of Wikimedia Commons: People of wikipedia, if you don't want to see a penis, DON'T SEARCH FOR PENIS Thankyou, that is all. % <werdnum> Krimpet: Your quit message freaks me out. <Krimpet> "Krimpet has quit IRC"? Sorry, I need to sleep and go to class and all. :) <werdnum> Krimpet: no, "My hosiery is bunching" <Krimpet> Oh, I forgot I put that there. :p % <ST47> |X|: I really have no idea what I'm talking about for the most part either <brion> i know just enough to delegate to mark ;) <ST47> The difference, brion, is that you get paid to do it, and I don't