1776 parodies

A parody of "Piddle, Twiddle, and Resolve" from the musical 1776, begun on IRC.

I do believe you've laid a hex on the en-cyclopedia!

And so we must burn the witches

A curse that we now here rehearse in Wikipedia

A slashdot flood, a server breakdown

Plagues of trollers (hi) everywhere

Or world of warcraft cataclysmic downtime

I'd accept with some despair

But, no, you sent us DNA. <-- pseudoscience

Good God(keep christ out of christmas), sir, was that fair?

I say it with humility in Wikipedia

Were your responsibility in Wikipedia

If you don't want to see us hanging

From some far-off .com hill

If you don't want the voice of NPOV

Forever still

Then God, sir, get thee to it

For the ArbCom never will

You see, we tweedle dee, tweedle dum, and revert

Not one darn thing ever works

Piddle, twiddle, and revert

Nothing ever works in

Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy

Wikipedia!

They may sit here for years and years on Wikipedia.

These indecisive grenadiers of Wikipedia.

They can't agree on what is right and wrong

Or what is good or doubleplusungood; I'm convinced

The only purpose this Wiki ever had

Was to gather here specifically

To drive its admins mad!

You see, we piddle, twiddle, and revert

Not one darn thing ever works

Piddle, twiddle, and resolve

Nothing ever works in

Foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy

Wikipedia!

Congress:

Someone oughta open up a talk page!